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    thesherlockcode:

    The Oatmeal has a lot to say about Tesla


    laugh-addict:

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    • What my music sounds like: All I want is a place to call my own, and mend the hearts of everyone who feels alone
    • What everyone thinks it sounds like: I enjoy constantly cutting myself and sacrificing goats.
    Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.

    juniper-vendetta:

    mokak:

    1. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
    2. The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
    3. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
    4. Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
    5. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
    6. The Bible - Council of Nicea
    7. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
    8. Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
    9. His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
    10. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
    11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
    12. Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
    13. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
    14. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
    15. The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien 
    16. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
    17. Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
    18. The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
    19. Middlemarch - George Eliot
    20. Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
    21. The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
    22. Bleak House - Charles Dickens
    23. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
    24. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
    25. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
    26. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    27. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
    28. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
    29. The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
    30. Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
    31. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
    32. Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
    33. Emma - Jane Austen
    34. Persuasion - Jane Austen
    35. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
    36. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
    37. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
    38. Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
    39. Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
    40. Animal Farm - George Orwell
    41. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
    42. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
    43. A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
    44. The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
    45. Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
    46. Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
    47. The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
    48. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
    49. Atonement - Ian McEwan
    50. Life of Pi - Yann Martel
    51. Dune - Frank Herbert
    52. Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
    53. Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
    54. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
    55. The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
    56. A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
    57. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
    58. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
    59. Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
    60. Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
    61. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
    62. The Secret History - Donna Tartt
    63. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 
    64. Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
    65. On The Road - Jack Kerouac
    66. Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
    67. Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
    68. Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie 
    69. Moby Dick - Herman Melville
    70. Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
    71. Dracula - Bram Stoker 
    72. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
    73. Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
    74. Ulysses - James Joyce 
    75. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
    76. Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
    77. Germinal - Emile Zola
    78. Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
    79. Possession - AS Byatt
    80. A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
    81. Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
    82. The Color Purple - Alice Walker
    83. The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
    84. Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
    85. A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
    86. Charlotte’s Web - EB White
    87. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
    88. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
    89. The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
    90. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
    91. The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery 
    92. The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
    93. Watership Down - Richard Adams
    94. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole 
    95. A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
    96. The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
    97. Hamlet - William Shakespeare
    98. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
    99. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

    43/99.

    Seriously, how do you only read 6?! It’s no wonder so many people fail school…

    ^^^ yeah… 6.. what.

    48/99… still a long way to go LOL

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    I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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